December 15: J M is none too pleased about either of these stories. Fun fact: When J M gets angry he starts to sing, as evidenced in J M Does the news: The Musical. The first non liquor cereal article in a while. Don't worry though, he's going to need to get totalled after screaming about this stuff for a while.
December 3: We must crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colenol Montoya.... In that I mean, it's time for Rice Krispies and Sake! This article was a bit late because of resistance fighter activity.
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